One hundred and eleven paces from the movie theater, is a man. He lies by the river everyday. He is twelve feet long and made out of bronze. He lounges with his hands behind his head and toes pointed south. What is more peculiar than a bronze man lying by the river is how he feels to the touch. Warm. This lazy giant goes by the man: Hot Man A name from the warmth he gives off. He has become quite the popular guy because of his touch. During the summer it’s a dare to sit on him but during the winter he hosts his most guests. For all who need a warm friend on a chilly day he is trustworthy and dependable. Some say lazy but beggars can’t be choosers. Especially when it is negative five outside.